My stomach flutters when I look at him. I can’t put it into words. All I know is----he consumes my mind more than I care to admit. I like to replay his words in my head and day dream about what is to come. I know it is a selfish thing to want more, but I can’t help myself---I need more.
I can be a pessimist---and that has me believing that he’s too good to be true. It makes me sick to my stomach that I have these doubts about him, I want them to disappear. I just keep thinking, “He can’t be, I don’t deserve him.”
I have this little quirk---when I have a drink with a straw, I take the wrapper and tie it before I throw it away. If it comes apart, my wish comes true----if it ties in a knot, it won’t come true. Every wish I've made since I stumbled into this has been about him.
On a side note, he has a great fucking ass.
posted by Holly Golightly @ 10:19 AM
9 Comments:
given the name of your blog, he's probably some cheese eating surrender monkey. god, i hate the french. and all of you who keep telling me to enlist and go to iraq, shut up, already. i have children i can't be expected to go fight. however, don't infer from that, that im not 100% behind our noble effort in iraq. believe me, I AM!
im not normally one to jump to conclusions, but im wondering if not jonah is on to something. word on the street is, youre in love with a liberal. a liberal? listen, i am a proud ks republican and as the thousand other ks republicans who are fueling your movement we deserve the truth. if there is nothing to these rumors please dispel the notion put forth by the vindicative liberal media/street gossipers. if it is true, and you are in love with a liberal...STOP LOVING THAT COMMUNIST ATHESIT PINKO SCUMBAG. the future of dubious political labeling depends on you. we must, i repeat, MUST keep the consistency of nomenclatures.
given the numberous calls to our office, i have deemed this particular story of vital national interest and i have assigned our top reporter. he will be in contact with you.
i have received word from my editor so i will flying into o'hara airport after i finish helping my most special friend relocate back to texas. please answer the following questions in as much detail as possible;
1. are you in love with a liberal?
(please disregard if your answer to the first question is "no".)
2. how did you meet this liberal?
3. were you seduced with his liberal/homosexual/terrorist loving seduction skill?
4. does he burn an american flag daily or only weekly?
5. has he physically forced you to say; "i hate george bush"?
6. how many times has he physically forced you to say; "i hate america."?
7. is he cut/uncut?
8. how is his body? nice...sexy?
9. has he ever expressed any desire to sleep with a real shoe polish reporter who likes things unvarnished and owns a very nice gun?
10. is he still sexy after all these years?
thanks for your prompt attention to these queries. i look forward to seeing you soon in chicago.
might be time to do another background check.
a liberal? is he brown?
don't worry, i am here to help. i have seen these liberal seduction skills firsthand. please visit my new dating service so that you might find a true patriotic american that is worthy of your attention. hannidate.com.
you slut!
im available if you decide you need a press secretary. i have to finish moving, but let me know.
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